Did you do anything ? Oh We did make out , we did make out it was a good make out . It was in the car .
Um We have like an apartment are looking out the window and his pour rolls up and it's like all blacked out and I'm like , jing my fucking pants . I can't believe this guy is taking me on a date . I get in this fucking car and I'm literally like , oh my God .
So I didn't recognize you . He's like literally was that oh it's the fucking Amish bitch that I took on a date and I didn't even get a fucking kiss when you went on the date with him . Did you do anything ?
And so afterwards , thank God he actually wanted to go . He asked me to go back to his hotel room and hook up with him . I'm like , oh , no , no , because I was like , I need to see if he'll ever like , invite me back because I need to like , I need , you would think I would actually would have fucked him to be like , I'm more than just the Jesus sandals and the pepple .
And he was so fucking hot at the time and like , whatever . So he DMS me and he asks me out on a date and he , I didn't know he was joking because I don't know this man to asks me if I want to go bowling , ok ? So in my mind like I am so trying hard to be like , how do I look hot to go bowling ?
