Um We have like an apartment are looking out the window and his pour rolls up and it's like all blacked out and I'm like , jing my fucking pants . I can't believe this guy is taking me on a date . I get in this fucking car and I'm literally like , oh my God .
So I didn't recognize you . He's like literally was that oh it's the fucking Amish bitch that I took on a date and I didn't even get a fucking kiss when you went on the date with him . Did you do anything ?
And obviously , as like a broke college kid , we would always want to come here because there would be rich dudes here and it was like a dope vibe of a bar and we would get fucked up and then it would be fun if a guy had a hotel room because we could like after party there rewind . So I go on this date with this Patriots player in the summer and he's our college . I'm going into my sophomore year on this date .
And he was so fucking hot at the time and like , whatever . So he DMS me and he asks me out on a date and he , I didn't know he was joking because I don't know this man to asks me if I want to go bowling , ok ? So in my mind like I am so trying hard to be like , how do I look hot to go bowling ?
So in my mind like I am so trying hard to be like , how do I look hot to go bowling ? And in my mind I'm like , I'm going out with him like I need to be wearing heels and like look fucking hot . But I put on Jesus sandals from target .
