Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

Ron White comes on stage , tells tater salad , I go to tell the machine and realize I can't follow tater salad . The best story ever told . So it's surreal .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

But what is it like to have a story ? Get turned into a movie ? That's gotta be weird as fuck .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

Well , I just think it's a funny fucking movie , man . It's a good movie . It's , it's an action , it would be fun .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

It's hard to be , you know , yourself publicly and especially when you're promoting a movie about yourself to be yourself publicly . You start understanding like Joaquin Phoenix . Oh my God , for sure .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

And so the next time I sat in the back , but I get emotional watching the movie because I , I feel like I feel like I'm watching a highlight reel , like I remember doing all these things and now they're all cut . Cool . And so I was like , I don't know , I guess , um , I don't know .