Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

They all have beards , they're all a little overweight . Like that's my fan base . I , I like , I , I literally go , hey , man , I can tell you the sponsors I can get for my tour .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

It's been fun . I'll tell you what's been really fun is finding out just how , why this story has reached , like , I didn't expect certain people to be like , fans of mine , like , and I , and , and I , I know that sounds like bad but like you're always , like , when you look at your audiences , they , uh , my audience , it kind of looks like the same one thing guys that have chicks that are hotter than they deserve . They all have beards , they're all a little overweight .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

I know we're talking about statins . But um but like , I know like , I know my fan base and then you get like , dudes who are like , I fucking love you and like , like big boy from big boy's neighborhood . I was like , you know who I am .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

I said what ? And he goes , it kind of affect the way people watch the movie . So what do you mean ?

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

I think I tell it a little different and they're like , and you robbed your friends . Are they cool with you now ? And I'm like , yeah , yeah , some of them are coming to the premiere like fucking Jesus Christ .