I blew my arm out . But what is it like to have a story ? Get turned into a movie ?
Ron White comes on stage , tells tater salad , I go to tell the machine and realize I can't follow tater salad . The best story ever told . So it's surreal .
That's gotta be weird as fuck . Uh Like a story that like you kind of have to tell now , like if you do a show , if you do a show and you don't tell the machine story , people will get angry with you but they did it when we last time I was here . Yeah , we were up here and they started chanting the machine and I was like , guys , I'm , I'm at the comedy mothership .
It's been fun . I'll tell you what's been really fun is finding out just how , why this story has reached , like , I didn't expect certain people to be like , fans of mine , like , and I , and , and I , I know that sounds like bad but like you're always , like , when you look at your audiences , they , uh , my audience , it kind of looks like the same one thing guys that have chicks that are hotter than they deserve . They all have beards , they're all a little overweight .
I guess I'm not an actor . I'm just a regular dude . Oh my goodness burn .
