Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

They all have beards , they're all a little overweight . Like that's my fan base . I , I like , I , I literally go , hey , man , I can tell you the sponsors I can get for my tour .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

It's been fun . I'll tell you what's been really fun is finding out just how , why this story has reached , like , I didn't expect certain people to be like , fans of mine , like , and I , and , and I , I know that sounds like bad but like you're always , like , when you look at your audiences , they , uh , my audience , it kind of looks like the same one thing guys that have chicks that are hotter than they deserve . They all have beards , they're all a little overweight .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

I know we're talking about statins . But um but like , I know like , I know my fan base and then you get like , dudes who are like , I fucking love you and like , like big boy from big boy's neighborhood . I was like , you know who I am .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

Are they cool with you now ? And I'm like , yeah , yeah , some of them are coming to the premiere like fucking Jesus Christ . Let let's , can we move to the next subject .

Bert on The Machine Movie and Crying the First Time He Saw It

It's , it's an action , it would be fun . It's a big action comedy that needs to be seen on the big screen and , and I , I , and , and I think it's , I think people will be surprised at how fun this movie is . It's , it's just fucking fun and I'm , I've been fucking up promote .